Tech Trained Monkey

Everyday Problem Solvers

Memorable Quotes

  • And one more thing. — Steve Jobs
  • A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. — Doug Linder
  • C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. — Bjarne Stroustrup
  • Hey! It compiles! Ship it! — unknown
  • Managing programmers is like herding cats. — unknown
  • Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. — Bill Gates
  • Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. — unknown
  • The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time. — Tom Cargill
  • The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert’s Symphony Number 9. — Erwin Dieterich
  • There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses. — Bjarne Stroustrup
  •  Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. — Apple Inc.
  • Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! — Ronald Reagan
  • You’ve got mail! — AOL
  • Obviously a major malfunction. — Steve Nesbitt
  • A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. — Albert Einstein
  • Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it. — Rene Descartes
  • In the absence of light, darkness prevail. — unknown

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